Wednesday, January 17, 2007

A Poem About Snow


It snows on the mountains

It snows on the hill

It snows on my driveway

It gives me a chill.


I used to like snow

When I was a child

Now all it does

Is drive me wild.


I can't make a snowman

I don't have the time

I have to shovel

And this makes me whine.


My car it gets stuck,

In the garage

I let out the swear words

In an extreme barrage.


Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep

Snow fucking bleep.

Sometimes I'm afraid

To go to sleep.


When I wake up

What will I face?

Snow on the driveway

It's such a disgrace.


My tires they spin

They smoke, I don't grin

I put on my boots

And start walking... AGAIN!



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